SIDHUISMS!!!!!!!

ever heard Navjot Singh Sidhu commentating? if not then u've missed something big!!! the similising technique he uses while commentating has become so famous in the world that they are now called SIDHUISMS!!!
Full of similes, power packed voice and a strong punching usage of English will blow u away....
Thats why sidhuisms are "as famous as a dharwad pedha"(haha...that was a harsha-ism!!!)...and they come out "as quick as a bullet from an ak-56"(ahem!!! another harsha-ism!!!).....
so i dedicate this blog to NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU.........
HAIL SIDHU-HAIL SIDHUISMS!!!!!!


(please forgive me if there are repititions.....i've typed some and the rest are from the net)

here are the few of my favourites ............

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!!!

It's like one legged person participating in a bum-kicking competition!!!



Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.

Bamboozles and mesmerizes.

Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!

As innocent as freshly laid egg.

Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

There, there, that's a dead duck!

Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

All that comes from a cow is not milk.

If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!

When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air:
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it!

The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car
through it... !


******Some more sidhuisms(courtesy: internet)*******



Bengal without Tigers!

He's in a soup!



Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!


Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.

Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

The
Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!

Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !

On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka:
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.


He pierced it through an eye of a needle.

As crisp as a cracker.

New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!

About Chris Harris he said:
He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.

My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.



When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.

When a loud appeal was rejected:
Big outcry, no outcome!





The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.

The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.

FAVOURITE SIDHUISMS :
In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:


Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd
Test against Zimbabwe:
...Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg

In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:



In India's last match against New Zealand:
New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and
the complete row will be down!

THE ALSO - RANS SIDHUISMS
Taking the cake with a red cherry on top.
For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls:
He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot
go beyond 30!

To Martin Crowe:
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

As cool as a cucumber!

Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:
The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.

Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit:
Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!




. When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up.
. That one was meant for the Air-Hostesses(on the sky-high shot by Yuvraj).

. The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman

. If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.
. If,If was a man my Aunt would have been my Uncle.

. Rusty brains dont squeak.


. Indian team without Sachin is like a Kiss without a Squeeze.

. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

. The cat with gloves catches no mice.


. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

. 'In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop

. We are all Adam's children -- it's just the silk that makes all the difference!

. Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!

. Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!

. He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

. A hair on the head is worth two in the comb!

. There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

. Good intentions die unless utilized

. The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

. You dont judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust.

. Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

. India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

. . I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

. They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!

. When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up.

. That one was meant for the Air-Hostesses(on the sky-high shot by Yuvraj).

. I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

. The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman
.
One Day Cricket is like a pyjama;every one fits into it.

. If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.

. If,If was a man my Aunt would have been my Uncle.

. Rusty brains dont squeak.

. "If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race"


. "You cannot pee like a puppy when you are running with big dogs"

. "When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!"

. "Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!"

. The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter. "it ain't over until the fat lady sings"

. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

. "Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!" (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)

. "They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!" (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)

. "Statistics are like bikinis... what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!"

. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

. Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 mts thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best.

. He's butchering them faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'!

. He is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!

. He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.

. Men die of their remedies, not illness

. If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin

Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers




-Hope u enjoyed a lot.....and the moral is: never miss Sidhu when he's in commentary box....

-harsha