DHAMAKEDAAR DIWALI........

HI ALL.............THIS IS HOW MY DIWALI WAS........


This diwali was decided to be celebrated at my native…and so from dharwad me n my bro left for dodnalli(dodnalli is the name of my place….@ sirsi….a small village with lots of loving hearts…..and it doesn’t mean its name…..it’s not at all doddda(= big)…..donno who named it so!!!!)

On the morning of diwali (Sunday the 22nd) we 3…aha don’t worry…. no witch or geists there…its me, my bro and my wife!!!!!aaaaaaahhhhhhhh my wife is my pulsar….cool….sexy….though she’s jet black in colour…….oh….where was i….? Ok…. we 3 left for dodnalli at 6am!!!! A time which I hardly happen to see…. sun was still in a slumber party and the cool breeze was refrigerating me…and without sweaters or wind cheaters, the wind will cheat u…!!!! for about 10 kms the road was ok, the atmosphere was chill and clear. But later on the Indian roads started cursing me…my wife literally started to screw me up….she threw me up every 2nd minute and me and my bro adjusted ourselves on her!!!! But finally a ray of hope……..i saw NH63 nearing and my wife gained power and vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

………….60kmph……..80kmph…….100kmph and finally 110 kmph…oh….i felt like valentine rossi for a while!!!…..we were too fast too furious………..but then there was another interrupt………as we entered the “malenaadu” area….dense dew reduced our speed.. I could hardly see anything even with the headlights!!!!3 mtrs was the range of my sight…..it was a DEWali for us!!!!! But finally after a journey of 4 hours(it’s only 130 kms from dharwad) we reached dodnalli……

Oh…my home….all decorated with colourful rangolis and doors with mango leaves…..we felt a feel of festival……there in sirsi and nearby places diwali is all about worshipping cows(“gopooja”) and of course the weapons and machines. So my wife was cleaned and she was all ready for her day!!!

After a long gap I saw crackers and enjoyed rockets and sur-sur bathis…..and also some blasters…….all lights……all bright…….all pooja and sweets…..new dresses….decoration…..fun……enjoyment……!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh why is everyday not diwali?????

The whole family of ours was there….all of them singing dancing and shouting…..
No vehicles….no pollution…no cell phones……no calls…..no books….100% pure enjoyment…..
But….but…but…wait…….

Another 48 hours and i would be a rocket!!!!!!!! Guess why…? ?????? my ass would be on fire…….’coz Thursday college starts and internals!!!!!!!! Omg……but who cares…..
Diwali is diwali…….no exam…no war can steal the fun of diwali from me…….
But sure to flunk(less than 9) in internals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And finally on the last day of diwali there in sirsi we send BALI maharaja (one who was buried by vaamana..) and shout “DUPPADA DUPPADA DIWAALYO….NAALE BARUVADU HAALABBA”(only BALI knows what it means!!!!..............

So Mr.BALI I’m waiting for your next year visit……………oh my gosh……..my internals!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta study…….
Bye all
-Harsha.Bhat

FIESTA-spring fest is back with a new name and naya andaaz....!!!

hi aaaaaaaaallllllllllll

i'm back with a rejoicing mood......or else in a "fiesta" mood....
ok...come with me....lets go n fiestaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!......................

ok..ok lemme tell u what FIESTA is.......
spring fest, the cultural fest of sdmcet is back again.... not in spring but now!!!!!

so the thinkers started to think.....and we acted upon it.....and came out the new name....with a naya andaaz.........and we clled it..............(drum roll).............."FIESTA"........

it justifies its name......the temperature rises....everybody is enthrilled.....blood gushing with xtra speed......tensed participants.........enjoying crowd........superb hosts........and finally the winner is................S.D.M.C.E.T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

categorised under 5 major categories......music, literature, fine arts, dance and dramatics..................the 30+ events being held gives a gr8 chance to show what u r.....what all u can do......whats that "xtra" thing in u other than a heavy technical brain...........
FIESTA answers it..........
so come on guys.........what r u waiting for?
enter the FIESTA.............
WARNING: an extremely enjoyable event......not for grim faces......and faint hearts...

so....bye bye books.....bye bye labs.........its the time to FIESTAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

waiting for u........
-Harsha.Bhat

will the real book worm pls read this????

hey all the species holding massive books in ur hand.....this is specially for u.......
come outta technical world...
now a days all that u need is this....
come on..read it...


Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind
and the right answer at right time.

Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the
questioner
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS
Officers now.

> Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
> A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

> Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
> A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

> Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
> A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

> Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
> A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

> Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
> A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

> Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
> A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

> Q. What looks like half apple ?
> A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

> Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
> A : Dinner.

> Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
> A : It caused a revolution.

> Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
> A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank ) Interviewer said "I shall either ask you
ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while
and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"

> The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while
andsaid, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!" He was selected for IIM!

*"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is
themaster of presence of mind"

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"START BY DOING WHAT'S NECESSARY, THEN WHAT'S POSSIBLE, & SUDDENDLY YOU ARE DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE"